January 2012
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WatchAn Educational Film with rave reviews:
“They helped.” -Amanda
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Feds close down Megaupload in response to... →
The fact that the feds have shut the site down suggests that they don’t really need new legal authority to do that, and that the legislation is designed to solve problems that don’t exist.
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I'm not on my home computer so I don't have...
I couldn’t bookmark a post so I literally went for the log out button.
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The worst part is that you're doing it in front of...
*Amanda, a massage therapist-in-training, starts to massage her foot*
Amanda: Makes sense 'cause we have two cameras.
Amira: So the main point would be my photos, 'cause it's my assignment, but it'd be cool to have yours juxta...
Amira: It's really weird that you're doing that, you know.
Amanda: What? Massaging my foot? My stomach hurts.
Amira: You're giving a massage to someone who is enjoying the massage, which is you!
Amanda: So?
Amira: It's like masturbating! You're self-pleasuring!
Amanda: Ewh, what Amira?!
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Reality Check:
Recording yourself singing with headphones on.
I have 4 hours and 2 minutes till Amanda's off...
What’re we doing tonight, Amira?
Oh same shit we do every night, Amira. Lay around like a fuckin’ bum.
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Wasted a half hour at the library getting my...
On a holiday no less.
This is how we know the quarter has started. This is how we know I’m bout to be fucked allllll quarter (again).
Wait, guys.
Teach me how to flirt.
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The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts...
startstopsynchro:
if i hear one more person tell me i have big hair this week I’m going to fucking chop it all off
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via theburtonator)
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
– George Carlin (via quotesthatlastforever)
“In mature love, we do not look to our partner to provide our happiness, and we...”
– Christine Meinecke, author of Everybody Marries the Wrong Person via psychotherapy (via electrichoney)
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“… it’s cool, Amira is OK being alone.”
– Aaron’s validation of my wanting to stay home after agreeing to follow them to their house.
Anonymous asked: Gahh Edward! Post more things on...
edwardshair:
I’m trying to post more quality stuff, which takes more time and effort than posting whatever I’m wearing regardless of whether it looks good or mindless reblogging.
I just got tired of seeing the same pictures recycled over and over on Tumblr, and I realized I was doing the same thing. I want to create, not just consume. Unfortunately, creating good content takes skill and talent,...
“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....”
– Tim Gunn
(via annegarrity)
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what the fuhreakin' fuck?
Step 1: Rinse toothbrush bristles.
Step 2: Apply toothpaste to toothbrush.
Step 3: Hit toothbrush with other hand.
Step 4: Toothbrush makes a jailbreak flip into the toilet.
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I wish I was a pro at drawing faces.
Then I could draw people as I think they look before seeing them (for instance when a relationship is established without face-to-face interaction; i.e. over the internet, over the phone, blurry picture, etc.) It interests me how different the two can contrast but both be matching of the person’s personality. Or a disappoint when they’re not as hot as you thought they’d be.
You...
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Friends marathon on Nick
score!
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Someone, PLEASE, invite me to Pinterest.
It’s all I’ve ever wanted and I just discovered it yesterday.
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase, please, PLEASE?
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“The mind is the last part of yourself to listen to.
It thinks of everything you...”
– Neale Donald Walsch (via monamade)
“This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad...”
– Kelly Cutrone (via monamade)