The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
(Source: valentinostclaire, via rockythemesong)
If not, ask me.
My Artist of the Week series.
(Source: valentinostclaire, via rockythemesong)

Just because it’s ironic doesn’t mean it’s witty. It’s not.
Genius!!! Whoever came up with this deserves a medal.
